FARDI

Fardi Vehicle Documentation Services

Your car’s official history. Fabricated with care.

The Fardi Report is a $5 one-time parody vehicle documentation service. Enter your car’s real details. Receive a deadpan, bureaucratically precise document that explains them completely wrong.

Get Your Fardi Report — $5 → Gift One for a Friend’s Vehicle

Permanent record. Downloadable PDF. Shareable forever.

Sample Report

SAMPLE

FARDI REPORT

Vehicle Documentation Services

FRD-4A7F-2C91-88B3

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2019 HONDA CIVIC

Participation Trophy Crimson Metallic

Adequate Beige Interior

BUILD DATE Jul 4, 2019
DELIVERY DATE Jul 4, 2019
PURCHASE DATE Jul 4, 2019

built, released, and sold same day

DSO DISTRICT

Great Lakes Region

District 7

DEALER OF RECORD

Mike’s Toyota

Detroit Metropolitan Area

Factory Installed Options

Horn Works When Submerged
Floor Mats TAUPE
Gas Cap 1980s Basketball Sock
Emergency Brake Has Seen Things It Still Can't Talk About
A/C System Struggles Bravely

Customer Testimonials

★★★★★

“Completely accurate.”

Dave — 2019 Honda Fit

★★★★★

“My truck has never been so officially documented. I showed it to my mechanic. He quit.”

Mike T. — 2011 Ford F-150

★★★★★

“I sent this to my friend as a gift. He has not spoken to me since. Worth it.”

Anonymous — 2007 Toyota Camry

All testimonials are from satisfied customers. Results may vary. Not a real vehicle history report.

How It Works

01

Enter Your Car

Year, make, model, exterior color, interior, and any options you’d like documented.

02

We Make Stuff Up

Our algorithm maps your real inputs to deadpan fictional equivalents. Same car always gets the same report.

03

Get Your PDF

Pay $5, receive a downloadable PDF styled like an actual vehicle history report. Stored permanently in your garage.

Get Your Fardi Report — $5 →